Your Voice on X.
Without the Work.
We write your tweets, threads, and replies — in your voice. You grow. We handle the words.
Three steps to a thriving X presence
We’ve stripped the complexity out. Here’s exactly what happens when you sign up.
STEP 01
We Study Your Voice
We analyze your past content, tone, opinions, and audience. The result: a style guide that captures you — not a generic ghostwriter persona.
STEP 02
We Write Everything
30 tweets, 4 long-form threads, reply scripts. All written in your voice, ready to post. Delivered every month without fail.
STEP 03
You Review & Post
Approve in minutes via Slack or Google Docs. Want us to handle scheduling too? We can do that. You just show up and engage.
Everything you need to win on X
One subscription. Full-service X presence. No loose ends.
30 Tweets / Month
High-signal, opinionated tweets that build authority and drive follows — in your exact voice.
4 Long-Form Threads
Deep-dive threads that showcase your expertise, go viral, and attract your ideal audience.
Reply & Engagement Scripts
Pre-written replies to trending topics and DM templates so every touchpoint builds your brand.
Monthly Performance Report
We track what’s working, what isn’t, and adjust strategy accordingly — every single month.
Dedicated Slack Channel
Direct line to your ghostwriter. Async collaboration, quick approvals, real-time adjustments.
Cancel Anytime
No contracts. No lock-ins. We earn your business every month — or you walk. That’s the deal.
Simple, transparent pricing
One plan. Everything included. Start free.
/month
First week free — no credit card required to start
- 30 tweets per month, fully written
- 4 long-form threads per month
- Reply & engagement scripts
- Monthly performance report
- Dedicated Slack channel
- Voice guide & ongoing calibration
- Cancel anytime, no contracts
Founders who stopped ghosting their audience
Real results. Real founders. (More on the way — we’ll replace these soon.)
“I’d been ‘meaning to post’ for 18 months. Within the first week of working with EarnestPen, I had content ready to go. My first thread hit 40K impressions. I was embarrassed I waited so long.”
“The voice calibration is what sold me. I’ve tried other ghostwriters and they sound generic. EarnestPen’s content sounds exactly like me — my team thought I was the one posting.”
“I was skeptical about the price. Three months later I’ve closed 2 consulting deals worth $24K that came directly from X. The ROI math isn’t even close.”
Your audience is growing without you.
Let’s fix that.
Start your free week today. No credit card. No commitment.